Mr. Lincoln:
I find that etymology, especially as it pertains to names and naming conventions, is a fascinating subject. I find it moderately interesting that you and I share a commonality in our name. It is, after all, somewhat unique.
What I don’t find much interest in is receiving your correspondence.
Whether it’s about your search for a used Lexus, your speaking schedule, or something you’ve ordered online – I really don’t want to receive it. It’s your stuff, not mine, and I get enough of my own to deal with daily.
So for the love of Pete, stop using my email address when you fill out forms.
Now, back to our regular infrequent programming…