We don't know how many of you watch Anderson Cooper on CNN, but we often do so we're familiar with the punctuation mark for each of his shows.
It's called The Ridiculist.
Given that it's self-explanatory, we have a submission…
An Italian husband and wife booked a cruise from Rome to Barcelona, on a cruise line called Grimaldi. When they arrived for embarkation, they were surrounded by TV crews there to cover "Revuelta Gay Cruise" — Italy's first all-homosexual cruise.
They were shocked.
Then they spotted people they knew but didn't really "know." Their neighbors are gay.
They were embarrassed.
And here is the end result:
The shocked and embarrassed couple from Italy has sued the cruise line owners for $4,357 because nobody told them it was Italy's first gay cruise and they were expecting "a relaxing holiday."
There's no mention of whether they went on the cruise anyway.
Holland America Zuiderdam
4 nights
May 6, 2014
San Diego, Victoria, Vancouver
Inside: $249
Cost per day: $62
www.hollandamerica.com