Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day

Arrrr, ye scurvy dog. Ye’ll git what’s comin’ to ya if ye don’t honor the 19th of September, the official “Talk Like A Pirate Day.” Life online is so retarded. I love it. Now: back to the pirate talk.

Republicans for Voldemort

Too, too humorous. Via BoingBoing, I found advertising on the side for the “Republicans for Voldemort” t-shirt from Goats.com. Never seen the site before (mostly because I’m not really an online comic kind of guy, I’m sure), but the shirt is great. I also like the “Killer Robot” shirt, which I’m sure will horrify my… Continue reading Republicans for Voldemort

Boom, cha, cha.

This is too much. Like, “laugh your butt off” too much. Click on the heads one at a time. Talk about technology gone awry. I’m still trying to remember where the usefulness of Flash technology is. Oh right, web designers can make you hire them to create your useless spinny-things. Oh well. Enjoy it, either… Continue reading Boom, cha, cha.

Requiem for the Jingle

Please, bow your heads. The advertising jingle is dead. It seems that jingles are being rapidly replaced by poppish, top-40 tunes for reasons of economy, and adjusting to the realities of marketing to the echo generation. It makes one wonder…how many potential Barry Manilows are there whose careers may now never begin? You deserve a… Continue reading Requiem for the Jingle