Five news bulletins from the cruise world\u2026<\/p>\n
Charlie Sheen<\/a> is offering to take all those who applied for a job as his intern on a one-week Royal Caribbean<\/a> cruise as long as they are under the age of 30, wear bikinis well and are open-minded about open relationships.<\/p>\n Moammar Gadhafi has dipped into his loose change and made an offer to buy Cunard Cruise Line<\/a> so that he and his wives, girlfriends and\/or far-flung family members can take around-the-world-trips in perpetuity.<\/p>\n Sarah Palin<\/a> and Michael Moore<\/a> are booked for a theme cruise on Carnival’s<\/a> appropriately named Fantasy<\/a> to float their latest theories about everything for an audience of Spanish-speaking chimpanzees from the jungles of Guatemala.<\/p>\n Disney<\/a> is removing Mickey Mouse and all his memorabilia from the Dream<\/a>, the Wonder<\/a> and the Magic<\/a>, and replacing him with Minnie and all her memorabilia, because it’s her turn.<\/p>\n Norwegian Cruise Line<\/a>, owned by companies in Malaysia and America, has traded its 44 mostly-Scandinavian captains to Princess Cruises<\/a>, owned by Brits and Americans, for The Love Boat, Gavin MacLeod and free access to Princess Cays.<\/p>\n Oh, and did we mention today is April 1?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Five news bulletins from the cruise world\u2026 Charlie Sheen is offering to take all those who applied for a job as his intern on a one-week Royal Caribbean cruise as long as they are under the age of 30, wear bikinis well and are open-minded about open relationships. Moammar Gadhafi has dipped into his loose… Continue reading Stop the presses, stop the presses\u2026<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,25,19,15],"tags":[154,567,86,35,150,28,546,568,569,570,126,64,33,571,549],"class_list":["post-7609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cruise-industry-news","category-people","category-ships","category-stories","tag-carnival","tag-charlie-sheen","tag-cruise-ships","tag-cruises","tag-cunard","tag-disney","tag-gavin-macleod","tag-michael-moore","tag-mickey-mouse","tag-minnie-mouse","tag-norwegian","tag-princess-cruise","tag-royal-caribbean","tag-sarah-palin","tag-the-love-boat","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}