Sorry for the extreme delay in posting to here (life does occasionally *actually* get crazy in Emo), but this news is big. Very big. Please read the press release below:
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\nIn a rapidly-changing technical age, it has become more and more important for companies to pursue faster ways of getting products to market. We decided that the concept of RBD (Rapid-Baby-Deployment) was the type of development we wanted to focus on.
\nTo that end, the staff of Vitaluna.net (formerly iDesign Graphics) breathlessly announce the release of nBaby, a brand-new product. Code-named “Naomi Frances Dunn,” (pronounced NY-o-ME) this product was released six weeks prematurely, but safely passed all beta testing with flying colours at 11:19 am on Friday, July 11, 2003 at La Verendrye General Hospital in Fort Frances, Ontario.
\nWeighing in at six pounds, twelve ounces, our new product narrowly avoided a release in Winnipeg — or, more specifically, somewhere over the Kenora area in an air ambulance (apparently, that whole Rapid-Baby-Deployment thing is frowned on in Fort Frances). She and the project’s lead, Frances, are running just fine.
\nAnd she’s one cute little bugger. :-)
\nProduct shots are attached to this release. For more information about this product, please contact:
\nLincoln (lincoln@vitaluna.net)
\nFrances (frances@vitaluna.net)
\n(807) 482-1548
\nMore product shots will be available shortly at https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/
\nLove to all,
\nLincoln, Frances, Gareth & Naomi (and Indigo the Border Collie)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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