{"id":23420,"date":"2015-02-25T01:00:28","date_gmt":"2015-02-25T09:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cruisingdoneright.com\/?p=23420"},"modified":"2015-02-25T01:00:28","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T09:00:28","slug":"wednesday-feb-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/?p=23420","title":{"rendered":"One Deck Chair&#8230;Why Not Four?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">There&rsquo;s an old joke about a man who&rsquo;s sprawled across three loungers on the deck of a cruise ship. He is warned by the crew that he must move or risk being &ldquo;arrested&rdquo; by the cruise cops. The man lays there looking up in silence.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Finally. the removal squad is called. Again, the man is warned. Again, he is silent.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cruisingdoneright.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Deck-chairs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Deck chairs\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-23456\" height=\"263\" src=\"http:\/\/cruisingdoneright.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Deck-chairs.jpg\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a>&ldquo;Okay, buddy, what&rsquo;s your name?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">&ldquo;Charlie.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">&ldquo;Where are you from, Charlie?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">&ldquo;The top deck.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">At least Charlie had a reason for taking up three deck chairs. Often that&rsquo;s not the case on cruise ships. Often, PWCs (Passengers Without Class) take ownership of several chairs at a time and leave others looking for a place to suntan.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Full disclosure: We&rsquo;re not really from the deck-chair crowd so from a personal standpoint this doesn&rsquo;t usually upset us. However, we&rsquo;ve talked to many people who are understandably distressed when they can&rsquo;t find a place to sit amidst empty chairs &ldquo;belonging&rdquo; to somebody else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Friends told us of an incident on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebritycruises.com\/explore\/ships\/detail.do?shipCode=RF\">Celebrity Reflection<\/a>. This is not a problem on one ship nor one cruise line&hellip;it&rsquo;s something crew members have to deal with and not alienate the people who pay their salaries.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">On the Reflection, a man had four chairs that were unoccupied. Our friends were with another couple. When they first asked, he ignored them. Finally, they said:<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">&ldquo;You&rsquo;re not supposed to take chairs you aren&rsquo;t using?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">&ldquo;What&rsquo;s it to you?&rdquo; he replied.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Begrudgingly and eventually, he gave up only two of his unoccupied-but-reserved chairs. He admitted to nothing, not even bad manners. They didn&rsquo;t know his name, but it wasn&rsquo;t Charlie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Charlie wasn&rsquo;t rude.<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><em style=\"font-size: 13px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\"><strong>Today at&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.portsandbows.com\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">portsandbows.co<\/span><\/a>m: October start for Amber Cove<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px; text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12028\" height=\"125\" src=\"http:\/\/cruisingdoneright.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/DailyDeal-2-e1334202169354.jpg\" title=\"DailyDeal-2\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.ncl.com\/ship\/pearl\/overview\">Norwegian Pearl<\/a><br \/>\n\t7 nights<br \/>\n\tMay 17, 2015<br \/>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.seattle.gov\/\">Seattle<\/a> (return): <a href=\"http:\/\/www.juneau.com\/\">Juneau<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skagway.com\/\">Skagway<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glacierbay.org\/\">Glacier Bay National Park<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.visit-ketchikan.com\/\">Ketchikan<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victoria.ca\/common\/index.shtml\">Victoria<\/a><br \/>\n\tInside: $529<br \/>\n\t<strong style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">Cost per day: $75<\/strong><br \/>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncl.com\">www.ncl.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&rsquo;s an old joke about a man who&rsquo;s sprawled across three loungers on the deck of a cruise ship. He is warned by the crew that he must move or risk being &ldquo;arrested&rdquo; by the cruise cops. The man lays there looking up in silence. Finally. the removal squad is called. Again, the man is&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/?p=23420\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">One Deck Chair&#8230;Why Not Four?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,25,36,19,15],"tags":[45,138,809,912,72,86,35,1035,1036,126,425,26,27],"class_list":["post-23420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deals","category-people","category-reviews","category-ships","category-stories","tag-alaska","tag-celebrity-cruises","tag-celebrity-reflection","tag-cruise-bargains","tag-cruise-deals","tag-cruise-ships","tag-cruises","tag-deck-chair-policy","tag-deck-chairs-and-loungers","tag-norwegian","tag-norwegian-pearl","tag-phil-reimer","tag-ports-and-bows","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}