{"id":18857,"date":"2013-09-19T01:00:04","date_gmt":"2013-09-19T08:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cruisingdoneright.com\/?p=18857"},"modified":"2013-09-19T01:00:04","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T08:00:04","slug":"wednesday-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/?p=18857","title":{"rendered":"Looking for a Laugh? Carnival Cruise Director John Heald has a Belly Full"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while, <\/span>Carnival's<\/a> legendary cruise director John Heald writes something that is so irresistibly funny that it's incumbent on us to share it with you. Maybe with John Heald, you have to be in the right mood to appreciate his humor, or maybe you just have to ignore its trashy nature, but there are many things people can say about this monster personality. One thing you cannot say is that he isn't funny.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

This missive is appropriately entitled The Lido Deck Diet.<\/i> He managed to restrain himself and not wait to write it until after Christmas, when the whole world goes on a diet.<\/span><\/p>\n

As to whether this is a knee-slapper…you'll have to decide. One of us thought so, one of us was on the fence.<\/span><\/p>\n

Check it out for yourself — John Heald's Blog<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Norwegian Star<\/a>
\n\t14 nights<\/span>
\n\tNovember 10, 2013<\/span>
\n\tMiami<\/a>, Cartagena, <\/span>Panama Canal<\/a>, Puntarenas, <\/span>Puerto Chiapas,<\/a> <\/span>Huatulco<\/a>, <\/span>Puerto Vallarta<\/a>, <\/span>Cabo San Lucas<\/a>, <\/span>Los Angeles<\/a>
\n\tInside: $599<\/span>
\n\tCost per day: $42<\/strong><\/span>
\n\twww.ncl.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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Every once in a while, Carnival's legendary cruise director John Heald writes something that is so irresistibly funny that it's incumbent on us to share it with you. Maybe with John Heald, you have to be in the right mood to appreciate his humor, or maybe you just have to ignore its trashy nature, but… Continue reading Looking for a Laugh? Carnival Cruise Director John Heald has a Belly Full<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,25,36,15],"tags":[154,912,72,617,35,273,126,426,79],"class_list":["post-18857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deals","category-people","category-reviews","category-stories","tag-carnival","tag-cruise-bargains","tag-cruise-deals","tag-cruise-directors","tag-cruises","tag-john-heald","tag-norwegian","tag-norwegian-star","tag-panama-canal","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}