{"id":164,"date":"2009-03-10T14:00:31","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T19:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/wordpress\/?p=164"},"modified":"2009-08-25T10:15:30","modified_gmt":"2009-08-25T15:15:30","slug":"could-i-get-any-more-rural-canadian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Could I get any more rural Canadian?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s snowing in Northwestern Ontario. Like, a metric buttload. So, after being sent home from work because of the potentially-harrowing 35km drive home, I fire up the snowblower. For the second time in 16 hours.<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s the side door, after two shovellings:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_3136.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/archives\/IMG_3136.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><br \/>\nThree-quarters of the way through snowblowing our driveway-which-goes-on-forever-or-so-it-seems&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_3134.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/archives\/IMG_3134.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230;I hear *THUNK* and watch as I send this:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_3133.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/archives\/IMG_3133.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230;sailing into the neighbour&#8217;s back yard. Thank goodness their house is a goodly distance away; it just bounced off the skeletal frame of their backyard trampoline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s snowing in Northwestern Ontario. Like, a metric buttload. So, after being sent home from work because of the potentially-harrowing 35km drive home, I fire up the snowblower. For the second time in 16 hours. Here&#8217;s the side door, after two shovellings: Three-quarters of the way through snowblowing our driveway-which-goes-on-forever-or-so-it-seems&#8230; &#8230;I hear *THUNK* and watch&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/?p=164\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Could I get any more rural Canadian?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lincoln","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}