{"id":108,"date":"2006-08-14T17:20:43","date_gmt":"2006-08-14T22:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/wordpress\/?p=108"},"modified":"2006-08-14T17:20:43","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T22:20:43","slug":"the-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"The Bob"},"content":{"rendered":"

(I’ve noticed that I start a lot of entries with So…)
\nSo, I’m playing the solo dad game this week, as Frances is off at General Council of the United Church of Canada, which is supposedly a big deal for all involved. The level of big-dealishness for those not involved is debatable, but I digress…
\nAnyways, yesterday, Gareth came charging upstairs, uttering those six words that strike fear into the lives of any parent:
\n“Dad, Naomi’s cutting her own hair!”
\nI charge downstairs, and this is what I find:
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\nMother…of….God….
\nCould single parenting get any worse?
\nHere are the results:
\nBefore:
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\nDuring:
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\nAfter:
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\nIt’ll be an interesting test to see if Frances finds out about this first from me personally, or from this site. Pray for me, dear readers, pray for me…
\nUPDATE: She knows. She laughed. I’m safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(I’ve noticed that I start a lot of entries with So…) So, I’m playing the solo dad game this week, as Frances is off at General Council of the United Church of Canada, which is supposedly a big deal for all involved. The level of big-dealishness for those not involved is debatable, but I digress…… Continue reading The Bob<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naomi","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitaluna.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}